You know, I have to admit something. I don’t actively follow the news. Can’t be bothered to, for one thing. I have enough irons in the fire that I don’t need to search for more. Good thing is, I don’t have to!
See, I’ve been running Business and Bullets Twitter account since June 2016. In that time, I realized that my stance on news isn’t common. Sure, folks say they don’t give a moist barrel of fucks about the news, but they’re full of hot air.
Almost everyone lives on news. Especially when it pisses em off.
So the two thing’s I’d like to mention, now that you have a bit of background info, are:
- I am constantly seeing people share things that they consider “news”
- I am almost always unaware of who the people mentioned in said “news” are
So when I found an article (or rather, the image below which is from the article) talking about these Buzzfeed Boys having low testosterone, I chuckled. I’m only slightly aware of what Buzzfeed is. But from what I’ve gathered, why the hell is anyone surprised?
It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that boys (they aren’t men) who hold socialist views are inherently weak. Seriously, they believe stealing from producers and giving to parasites is noble. This tells you that they not only have no capacity to produce anything valuable, but that they have no moral compass.
Now, where everyone else on the internet goes after showing the image above is immediately to a reference range chart. And why is that, class? That’s right, because they have no first hand experience with total testosterone levels and neither do their readers.
I ain’t everyone else on the internet. I have my own figures to go off of. What’s more, I have the perspective of being low testosterone (only one of these boys has higher total testosterone than my lowest reading) and I enjoy the benefits of high testosterone today.
Here’s a rundown of my total testosterone levels from June 2016 to now.
Lowest Total Testosterone Before TRT – 268 ng/dl
Highest Total Testosterone Before TRT – 374 ng/dl
Lowest Point On Original Dose of TRT – 636 ng/dl
Lowest Point On Current Dose of TRT – 928 ng/dl
Now, do you see the ~100 ng/dl improvement in the first two figures? That’s after making every “natural test boosting life hack” out there. I also went “into the normal range”. Do you know what practical difference that made in my life?
Absolutely fucking none. So the Buzzfeed Boy with testosterone “in the normal range” still isn’t optimized. See, those “normal range” tables are complete horse shit.
Two Gen X’ers whose blood work I’ve seen are between 600 and 800, and they aren’t on TRT. Then you have me, your low (natural) testosterone millennial, who had to inject exogenous testosterone just to be on par with men 10-15 years older than me.
Now you tell me, with a straight face, that 300 is “normal”. Go look at the things these Buzzfeed Boys think and compare it to what your grandfather would’ve said or done in his 20’s. It ain’t natural, it ain’t right, and what’s worse, these butterballs ain’t stuck with it.
All it would take is a little effort, do a little reading, visit a good doctor, and start an inexpensive but vital testosterone replacement therapy. It’s a medical solution to a medical problem that I expect fully 80% of men my age are outright ignoring.
So here’s my take – You can be a softserve Buzzfeed Boy, or you can be a fucking man. Your call. And if you’d rather be closer in virility to your grandmother than the heroes, kings, and savages of your bloodline, be my guest.
Watching reality destroy people like that is damn good entertainment for the rest of us. Until next time, folks…